THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said: 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
traveledmore, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to
herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore
friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self
esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was
pleasant all the time.
THE END
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said: 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat,
traveledmore, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to
herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore
friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self
esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was
pleasant all the time.
THE END
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posted by Gina at 2:03 PM
1 Comments:
>Once upon a time,
>a guy asked a girl
>'Will you marry me?'
>The girl said: 'NO!'
>And the girl lived
>happily ever after
AND in an alternative universe,
the girl said yes.
And the girl lived happily ever after!
She went "window" shopping, always had a clean house, cook, and did whatever the hell he wanted. She never argued, because she was on a journey with the man. She had a bunch of children -- some by the canal; some by the paperwork -- four or six -- it's easy to lose count. Got fat, had the love of a good man. (she chose wisely!) Didn't save money, and had to share the hot water. Lacy lingerie, where ever it went, wasn't needed to turn her man into Redford - Cruise - Fairchild! Had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt fabulous in sweat pants and was
pleasant all the time.
THE END
Two paths in the woods?
That's the problem. The shouldas, couldas, and wouldas will kill you. AND you'll never know what was on the other path for you?
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